Saturday, January 16, 2010

My Bluetooth Is In A Coma


lord i DROPPED MY 100 dolla my blue tooth IN THE TOILET AGAIN!!! THIS TIME IT HAPPENED WHILE THE TOILET WAS FLUSHING!! I SCREAMED AND JAMMED MY HANDS DOWN THE TOILET NOT THINKING TWICE..BUT IT WAS TOO LATE... IT WAS GONE... I TURNED AWAY IN AGONY AS I THOUGHT ABOUT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE SLIPPING QUIETLY DOWN THE DRAIN.. A TEAR CAME 2 MY EYES.. I THOUGHT ABOUT THE MEMORYS WE HAD.. THE LATE NITES WE SHARED... THE ARGUMENTS..

I LEFT THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT AND WENT AND LAYED DOWN... A FEW HOURS LATER I WENT BACK 2 THE BATHROOM..THE LIGHTS WERE OUT..THEN SUDDENLY I SAW A FLASH OF BLUE!!! IT WAS COMING FROM THE TOILET!! I SAID OMG!! THIS IS A MIRACLE!!! I JAMED MY HAND IN THE TOILET ONCE AGAIN BUT I COULDNT REACH!!!! I RAN INTO THE CLOSET GRABBED A WIRE HANGER AND STUCK IT DOWN THE LITTLE HOLE.. AND THERE... THERE STILL BLEEPING WAS MY BLUE TOOTH... SOAKING WET FROM THE HORRIBLE NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE IT HAD JUST CAME THRU...

THE BLUE LIGHT TOOK ONE LAST BLEEP.. AND WENT OUT I BEGAN FRANTICALLY TO BLOW ON IT TRYIN 2 REVIVE ITS LIFE! I BANGED IT ON THE GROUND TRYIN 2 GET THE WATER OUT OF ITS CIRCUITS.. I SHOOK IT I BEAT IT.. I DRIED IT WITH THE TOWEL.. BUT THE LIGHT WOULDNT COME BACK ON!!! I STARTED FEELING AS IF I WAS GONNA LOOSE IT AGAIN..I RAN TO THE BEDROOM AND STUCK IT ON ITS CHARGER... A LIGHT CAME ON!!!! THE BLUE TOOTH HAD ONLY DIED!! BUT ITS CHARGING.. I TRIED 2 RECONNECT WITH MY PHONE BUT IT KEPT LOOSING CONNECTION.. BUT IT DOES TURN ON.. AND IT DOES CONNECT..PLEASE KEEP A GOOD THOUGHT FOR MY BLUE TOOTH

IT IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION.. BUT I THINK WE ARE GOING TO PULL THRU! I WILL KEEP EVERYONE POSTED ON ITS STATUS... THANKS FOR READING

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

That sucks that-that happened, but the way you recounted the event(s) was hilarious.

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